Chill Out, Nobody’s Watching

You ever lie in bed at night, replaying that one awkward thing you said in a meeting three years ago? Or cringe at the way you tripped on the sidewalk in front of literally no one? Congratulations, you’re human. But let’s be real—nobody cares.

Most people are too busy worrying about their own blunders to remember yours. That thing you said weirdly at dinner? Forgotten before dessert. The time you waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at you? A rite of passage.

Life is already ridiculous—why make it harder by taking everything so seriously? Laugh at yourself. Trip with confidence. Reply to emails without re-reading them 47 times. You’re doing fine.

And if all else fails? Just pretend you meant to do whatever awkward thing just happened. Works every time.